NSFW. No really. SUPER NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
But it is hilarious and you need to watch this in a safe place where people won’t give you horrified looks.
Secrets- Mary Lambert
They tell us from the time were young
To hide the things that we don’t like about ourselves
I know I’m not the only one who spent so long attempting to be someone else
Well I’m over it
1956- Gordon Parks documented the everyday lives of an extended black family living in rural Alabama under Jim Crow segregation for Life magazine’s photo-essay “The Restraints: Open and Hidden.” (via)
i hate when guys are like “guys can’t wear makeup, if we’re ugly there’s nothing we can do”
like yes you can wear makeup???? literally nobody is stopping you lol
hey remember when clara oswald told a robot threatening her with torture to suck it
remember when clara oswald convinced the time lords to give the doctor another regeneration cycle
remember when clara oswald convinced the doctor to save his species and consequently saved the lives of billions of innocent people
remember when clara oswald sacrificed her life to save the doctor’s and consequently everybody in the universe
remember when clara oswald saved an entire planetary system
remember when clara oswald told the doctor she wouldn’t be a replacement
remember when clara oswald helped a little girl because she looked lost and volunteered to look after two children despite having a degree and desires to travel
remember when clara oswald was influenced by her mother and made soufflés based on her recipes and kept her book of adventures and inherited her desire to travel and be compassionate and save people who are lost and volunteers to look after a family because she knows what it’s like to lose a mother
remember when clara oswald was always a control freak and decided when and where the doctor would meet her and how he’d behave around her and always panicked when she lost control of him or the situation
remember when clara oswald was always more scared than she let on and despite the doctor’s declarations of how “impossible” she was the narrative kept telling us she was a “perfectly ordinary girl” and she proved this by making a brave decision that didn’t rely on any superhuman ability or circumstance
remember when fandom literally ignored all of this and pretended she had less personality than a cyberman head and suddenly loves her after one episode despite clara oswald simply displaying the same characteristics she’s always shown but everybody’s ignored until now
Listen here kid *takes a long drag from a cigarrette* ain’t nobody heard from that there Homestuck fandom in years. They say most of em went crazy afta some freak accident or some shit with clowns *smashes cigarrette under foot* I hear they all skipped town, found new fandoms…. But there’s a few mad ones left in there I tell ya, and they’ll eat your face boy if you take a one damn step near em
male models are scary not only because theyre intimidatingly attractive but they could cut a bitch with their jaw lines
people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.